everybody cut loose!

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! BITCHES ON THE LOOSE!!!
a documentation composed by ralerie and ramanda, in cahoots, for your pleasure. enjoy!

apparently fucking psycho amanda and i are to blame for the dishonest shit going on at mesa state middle skool. five minutes ago i got bitched at for not being honest, yet i cannot think of one instance where i wasn't. define irony: getting bitched out for being dishonest by the most dishonest PPG. i thought the unspoken deal was to confront each other instead of writing about it on the internet. i guess you have the brain in this situation because we wouldn't have done this if we had thought about our actions before we took them. you want us to be honest and one-on-one with our problems...how can we do that if you write about it for everyone WHO IS NOT INVOLVED TO SEE? how the hell is that ONE-ON-ONE? can we just try to practice what we preach? just this once? and if it doesn't work, we will go back to the way we do things now. which REALLY seems efficient. right. 'fucking psycho', eh? like you're one to talk. get over it. thank you.
Posted by: Ral and Ramanda
on 20 Feb at 2318 hrs

*the problem is all inside your head, she said to me, the answer is easy if you take it logically. i'd like to help you with your struggle to be free, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover.* -ps

so i was gonna write about the pat schmiere thing, but i'm so annoyed with kurt that i can't even bring myself to do it. however, i am really excited that eli bought a ticket to the ritz. i can't believe one of our signs worked! who knew? he is a cute one indeed. hey plee-iss, he'd make a better date than kurt if you're still lookin'. sure, you two may not have anything in common, and he may not really talk in an audible manner, but he sure is nice to look at, eh? yikes. the ritz is really soon. i gotta get my ass in gear and get me some snazzy jewelry, and when i say snazzy, that's exactly what i mean, don't you know it. this weekend brought me back to the first weekend i was here at skool cuz i was quite lonely. everyone went home and the boys were bein' morons. i spent almost all of this weekend at a computer talking to whoever was online. that's always fun, though. oh! i just remembered something! last night i was getting ready to go to albertson's to buy some ice cream to drown my loneliness and i went down to adamH's room to see if he needed anything and the me-triplet was going into hottie noah's room so we were both knocking on their doors at the same time and he looked at me and--get this--asked me how i was!!! so we exchanged another sentence or two and then he asked me if i'd ever had seaweed cuz he was eating it and i said no so he walked over and gave me some and we talked about it for a minute. isn't that just weird? i couldn't believe it. so the me-triplet is all-right. now we just need to get rid of the angry-triplet. ok. i'm done now. where in the hell are you right now that is more important than here with me? show me love.
Posted by: fatty
on 4 Feb at 1259 hrs

*if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.* -willy wonka

i'll add an archive link ASAP. just in case we ever need to be reminded what a scottish fold looks like.
Posted by: Metizliher
on 01 Feb at 1131 hrs